If he were not Beethoven, I would have long since shown him the door.

Dear Frank,

Today I must contact you again because Beethoven has made a significant change in his behavior and actions in recent days! He no longer spends the nights only at the computer; we also talk more with each other than in the first days after he moved in with me.

He goes to bed earlier to wander into the countryside before noon - equipped with a notebook and pen. After returning from his tours, he still enjoys the 'hot-warm shower,' wildly conducting his imaginary orchestra.

This is all quite amusing to watch, but still: I am increasingly desperate because of his presence in my small apartment! He is messy, his stuff is everywhere! And what's worse: He scribbles on my walls with words that he says are his new word compositions, which he probably generates with the help of AI. 'Hammer blow, sighing wind, depression chubby - final jubilation with church bell!' And more of these formulas are now on my walls.

If he were not Beethoven, I would have long since shown him the door. I no longer recognize my own apartment... Terrible! My advice to him to take a look around Vienna, to visit his places from back then, he completely ignores: Computer - Sleep - Hike - Shower - Eat and drink wine... he doesn't want more at the moment.

Frank, we need an idea. It can't go on like this!

In Concern…

Johannes